Thursday, June 14, 2007

things you can do when you live alone

it's only week 3 or so of the living by myself experiment, but right now i give the whole experience two thumbs up, way up. some of the perks are pretty obvious. (when i wash dishes, they stay clean!) others emerge after short bursts of contemplation. i don't remember which method of discovery contributed to the pantslessness that i am currently enjoying, but oh boy is it nice.

i'm easing into it slowly -- watching tv without pants, washing dishes without pants -- but i want to go bigger. making eggplant parmesan without pants. making appointments via telephone without pants. wearing pants without pants (DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?!?)

2 comments:

Adrian Pritchett said...

Remember, when you call someone on the phone in said fashion, it sounds like you're not wearing pants (they can tell).

adr said...

just wait until you try doing all those things nekkid.